Telms✨

[sickoftheRARA @backshotbullyfr]

The shit that tobeys spidey was dealing with was fucking ridiculous

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

This is a death's head hawkmoth. They impersonate queen bees to sneak into their hives and steal their honey. This video is the insect equivalent of a thief being executed at the scene of the crime.

Hammura-bee would be proud.

[☾ 𝓜 𝒾 ʟ ʟ 𝒾 𖤓 @earth2millii]

Is it safe to say that 2026 was nobody’s year? 🤣🤣🤣

[indispensable David @thedispenser_]

Pregnancy glow is truly a thing

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[Telms✨ @_ImDaddyToYou]

Why are men so sassy now a days ? Wtf

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

went pussy for pussy and left the stage right after she made her point 😂

[Telms✨ @_ImDaddyToYou]

All my exs and mfs I talked to in the past bitches and sassy af 😂😂

[Resident Evil @ResidentEvil]

𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝.

From the mind of Zach Cregger, director of Weapons and Barbarian. Watch the official trailer for Resident Evil. Filmed for IMAX – in theatres 9.18.

[lil’M @lilm2pretty]

I love a nigga I can act crazy with and he just forgive me like yk what this actually gone work fr

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

A narcissist ngga will make sure everybody OUTSIDE the house think he the realest dude alive. Always smiling, always helping folks, always tryna be the hero where people can see it. But behind closed doors? He a cold, dismissive, emotionally draining, ngga that treat the ones who love him the worst. Baby, he don’t care about being a good man… he care about LOOKING like one. That image mean way more to him than his actual character.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

my final act of love is removing myself from your life so you can lüst over random women without me standing in your way.

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

C. I have to let fat ma breathe sorry.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I ain’t never claimed to be innocent. 😭 I’ll tell you exactly where I was wrong. I’ll apologize when I mean it. I’ll own my attitude, my mouth, my decisions. What I WON’T do is let somebody paint me like I woke up and randomly chose violence. 😂 Every version of me somebody hates was created by an experience they conveniently leave out. I’m not proud of every reaction… but I know exactly what triggered it. That’s the difference.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[lady . @LadyLondon]

Oou she ate.

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

And that’s why you should always listen to your wife

[໊ @meishato]

Wasn’t she 13 years old when she gave birth the first time? That means she was 12 when she got pregnant. So yeah, she’s a victim.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

if you married a pedo just say that