Imperial Guard

Stop right there criminal scum! nobody breaks the law on my watch! pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit

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#justiceforhitler

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@BaIgruuf #REKT

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@alsterboy24 That old woman who runs the orphanage has been murdered. Say, didn't I see you coming out of there?

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@alsterboy24 The Eye of Talos was a fine ship, once. Now it lies wrecked, off an island just north of here

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@alsterboy24 #prayforsweetrolls

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@alsterboy24 City's quiet enough now. But when the sun goes down, you best be on your guard

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@alsterboy24 i bet you are planning on stealing forks you criminal scum

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@alsterboy24 by the nine, there's a psychopath on the loose!

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@alsterboy24 stopping some #criminalscum in Imperial city

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@alsterboy24 what is it, redguard?

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@alsterboy24 THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

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@alsterboy24 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH

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@alsterboy24 guards might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn

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@alsterboy24 disrespect the law, you disrespect me

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@alsterboy24 let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

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@alsterboy24 what do you need, citizen?

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@alsterboy24 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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@alsterboy24 I've seen your kind before. You've got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard

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@alsterboy24 you have my ear, citizen

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@alsterboy24 STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT