Morse

Chief Inspector at Thames Valley Police, Oxford. Partial to Wagner. Ex-St John's College. (Attractive ladies 30+ - DM me).

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@Pesto_Towers Don't be ridiculous, madam.

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Had a pub lunch. Had a few pints afterward, which seem to have pushed me through to nightfall so I think I'll throw in the towel
& stay here

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The sun is out and nobody's dead. Pint, Lewis?

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Which begs the question: where the bloody hell is my car?

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Apparently she had to put me in a cab last night.

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Just had an embarrassing answerphone message from The Eagle and Child bar lady.

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I do not advise a visit to Midsomer. And that is all I'll say on the subject.

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Good evening. I have been lately absent due to complications regarding DCI Barnaby (buffoon) and a superinjunction. I have returned.

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“@8zz8: @_InspectorMorse For those lacking faith in docs - I noticed Lloyds pharmacy do Diabetes testing gratis” Thanks, Sir, but I'm FINE.

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At the morgue. Grayling unresponsive (not dead, you understand; just unresponsive to my attempts at conversation). Might go home

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I went to the doctor yesterday. Bloody old woman, he is. Diabetes indeed! I've left his prescription in his reception. Hippie.

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Rather attractive lady is talking to Lewis. What's he got that I haven't other than an impenetrable accent and a general lack of insight?

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I've bought another pint while Lewis was in the loo. He'll complain when he's back but too late, I've bought it, now I'm going to drink it

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To the Eagle and Child for lunch, I think. Orange juice for you Lewis, you're driving

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Oh.

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Closing time? It's only 9 o'clock, surely?

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Thank you for your #ff remarks yesterday. I thought you were referring to the Latin 'foliis' abbreviation. I've realised that was unlikely

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I've got to go to London tomorrow. You can never get a seat in London pubs but I realise it's not good form to drink in the car

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Apparently I might be fined because I refused to put my first name on my Census form. I also spilled rather a lot of Famous Grouse on it

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@HistoryNeedsYou I agree. I'll have him arrested if I see him again and recognise him, but admittedly all youths look much the same to me