Akbar Shabazz Jenkins

[Kobe Boujee @kobe_boujee88]

This guy iShowspeed has given Ghana the greatest PR we’ve ever had

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

Odell Beckham Jr. getting his #13 back from Jalin Hyatt

[Ms.Flowers🌸 @og_gigii]

fly the nuns out for game 7 deadass

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m having the most peaceful crashout of my life rn.. like i’m going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. i’m stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time i’m not. i don't know how to explain it..

[lil cheesecake @jinmarieee]

only New Yorkers understand the love of a well made toasted butter roll

[S. @sagelovebars]

Carbs before you lift.
Protein after.

Fruit around training.
Water all day.

Caffeine when you're dragging.
That's it. Stop making this harder.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[𝐀𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ♛ @Igotburners]

No shit, Sherlock. The problem is that opposing teams aren’t allowed to be nearly as physical against y’all.

I absolutely hate how shameless these mfs are man

[𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑.𝐗 @SAVAGERX23]

Niggas nut in a pretty girl with her shit together every day all day no baby...get a little Precum on a threw ass bitch leg & now he in his Burberry shirt standing behind her at the baby shower😭

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber.

Me:

[Akbar Shabazz Jenkins @_iSwindle]

Could’ve kept ya doodoo escapade to ya self & we’d of never known

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

Woman broke down, feeling shame & embarrassment after mistakenly soiling herself during a 22-mile run, lucky nobody was outside to see at the time of the incident

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Devon Davis @Dmoney2499]

Bron doing this at 41 and Zion laid up eating a seafood boil with willow ryder

[Akbar Shabazz Jenkins @_iSwindle]

Bro, take us out the chat!

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Will Smith apologizes to Jada Pinkett Smith for slapping Chris Rock and embarrassing her, saying it stemmed from past issues after Chris tried to get with her during their 2016 split, adding he’s apologized to Chris but understands he may not want to accept it yet 😳👀

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Refs had to stop the game so Ant could dap up KG 😂🔥

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

[Micheal D @micheal_ws18]

To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.