aunty mariama

[lu @lubaianaxe]

ouvir homen gemendo ofegante e suado quase gozando

[E.Yamani @E77ENCEW]

Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.

[7 Time Crockpot Champ @WalkLikeWalt]

I know ppl don’t like this but I got an idea where this song would work and it needs to be about 1am, 7 shots in & you got to be around some fun hoes

[Brittany @Yobwhatupp]

Get you a red onion, orange, lime, lemon, ginger, garlic & turmeric. Boil that shit, add some honey & drink it. Then eat a whole garlic clove, that shit gone burn & hurt but you will knock that sickness out before it can even try to take over. I promise you’ll feel better in a day or less.

[KEYSER SÖZE🥀 @balasiaaa]

men who choose head over vagina are to b watched. everybody got a mouth, everybody don't have a vagina 🤷🏻‍♀️

[aunty mariama @_itsJosephinee]

Would do anything for some bang bang shrimp rn

[aunty mariama @_itsJosephinee]

My hubby talk so slow with so many pauses by the time he done idgaf anymore. Mama got ADD

[aunty mariama @_itsJosephinee]

I have to accept the fact that I can’t eat spicy food anymore.. mama got heartburn now

[aunty mariama @_itsJosephinee]

Commanders fans are annoying lmao 😂

[ez grande @eazythestar]

very fitting behaviour when you remember the closet she’ll be inheriting

[Mish @n0tkp_]

Routines might be boring but routines get results

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I’m nigga based if my nigga don’t like twerking I don’t twerk if my nigga don’t like pork I’m Muslim idgaf

[Morris NutonthisChest @chefphoteamuh]

How’d you fucked that up

[noah @ylnoahhh]

need more mornings in cities i don’t live in

[Jen&Juice🧋🔜 AnimeFrontier @jen_rossyion]

One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO

[💎 @YourFavGem__]

My favorite part about fall is when them mosquitoes go back to hell

[garifuna princess @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[َ @ungodlywests]

lay low for a while

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

Boy I know you lying