Elaine the Immortal

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[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@itamarbengvir Fuck Israel

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

I used to hate beer but now seemingly all of a sudden I prefer a good beer over wine???

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the one conspiracy i believe is that this place is full of bots programmed to say insane, incendiary things and they're funded by foreign organizations who want to divide americans and destabilize US society

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@hypertension57 @RpsAgainstTrump You are so incredibly out of touch.

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@Astaroth2940 @nocontextmemes Learning the Cyrillic alphabet? Easy. Trying to learn written Russian? It’s so freaking hard for me 😭

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

How has it taken this long to realize how good chicken salad is

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@local_deadgirl Your makeup 🔥🔥

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@compressmyneck @KaylaHa39500468 @T81873Tho @prinkasusa That includes you apparently

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@Iamkabareebe @prinkasusa You think she can see into the future? Fuck out of here and learn how to think critically goddamn

[Elaine the Immortal @_ItsMeYourDad_]

@actuallyhypatia The Grand Maester Conspiracy. It makes way too much sense to be just a theory

[arielle @ellycelly]

so are we going to address that you can canonically get a bleach and tone in Westeros