Jack Hoff

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@TheBreadMakers How much for a loaf?

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@rajan111179 what does starvation feel like?

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@U_wot_M8_ilRekU @rajan111179 pls ive got rajan on my dick send help

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@rajan111179 pls gibe me moni my people are starving

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@GreggstheBakers I love sausage rolls, I shot a man in greggs for one

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@GreggstheBakers They call me the pasty bandit... I eat so many pasties

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@WimpyUK Can I have the patty secret formula?

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@drpepper Give me the krabby patty secret formula

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@MountainDew Bro can I get a question answered?

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@McDonalds CAN I HAVE A HAMBURGER PLS?!?!?

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@BurgerKing CAN I HABE A HAMBURGER PLS?!?!?!?

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@SUBWAY Hello can I have a sandwich please?

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@NandosUK You got some great chicken mate

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@AQA Whats with all these non English names #UKIP

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@LidlUK Hello, Can I shop here please?

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@RogerBezanis i can be your hero baby

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@RogerBezanis my body is ready

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@RogerBezanis kiss my balls pls

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@RogerBezanis you look sexy

[Jack Hoff @_Jack_Hoff_]

@RogerBezanis ey baby want 2 meet up 4 sum fun? ;)))))) :***