yung suavecito

God came to my side and we talked about it he sold me another life and he made a profit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Texas Law Allows Private Citizens To Hold Pregnant Women Hostage Until Birth https://t.co/gIy7iSvGPG

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

@maddie_gomes Yes

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

@maddie_gomes Gaara has the most love for naruto even tatted on his face

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

@maddie_gomes This is not the way

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

How you gonna wait in line for 30 min and not know what you're gonna order. Hurry the fuck up bitch I want my bagel

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

How I feel after a week of overtraining

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Captain, the hockey pup for the @Capitals. When he’s done on the ice he’ll be a service dog for a veteran or first responder. 14/10 an honor to pet

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

Flying with a fanny pack has made everything so efficient

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

Dbz pajama pants. Vegeta gang

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

@maddie_gomes I accept that I am a god

[yung suavecito @_Jack_live_]

today I have eaten, half a chicken, 2 bowls of poutine, 1 cheeseburger, 1 breakfast shake(2 bananas,1 cup oatmeal, and 2 tbsp peanut butter) 2 cupcakes, and a bowl of pasta. Bulking season has begun

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he’s challenging the next storm he sees. 12/10 would be his backpup

[Madeleine Dean @MadeleineDean]

Idk, Just passing laws and drinking claws. You get a job yet, Pat?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she’s the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dave. He goes to hydrotherapy every week to strengthen his legs. Usually just floats around. Maybe a quick nap too. 14/10 you’re doing great Dave

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Timmy. He had pancakes this morning. I’m told it wasn’t a special occasion, Tim’s just a good boy who deserves pancakes. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday