Jack Davis

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

The first player to believe in our project.

Deserves every moment.

Kieran Trippier 👏

[Jack Davis @_JackDavis16]

@TomHogg18 Nail on head mate, players clearly love him but it’s nothing short of a miracle that we made it to final, should’ve been out against Slovakia

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Do me a fucking favour man. What a load of shit. #VAR

[Jack Davis @_JackDavis16]

@Burnez95 Absolute robbery

[Luke 'Morning' Brown @gr4sshopp3r]

Tommy Robinson when he gets phone calls asking for Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

[Jack Davis @_JackDavis16]

@Burnez95 Buzzing for you mate, what a night haha

[Sean Longstaff @seanlongstaff97]

No time for travelling when there’s 3 points at SJP to be had 😅 See you all back at home on Wednesday 🖤🤍

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Two hours ago, Israeli government sources were calling the Baptist Hospital a "terrorist base" and the IDF was boasting about having "euthanized" Gazans.

Now they see how disgusted the world is, IDF is trying to tell us that a backfired rocket from Islamic Jihad is responsible.

[James @ChirpsByJames]

A very early declaration in this week’s ‘local newspaper headline of the week’ contest

[Allan Saint-Maximin @asaintmaximin]

4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie.

You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team.

Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me.

Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it.

A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀

I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 33: 45km

Wow. One of them days where I just feel proud to be human. The energy on the road was INSANE. These guys know all about the 1’s & 2’s.

I spend so much time running alone I sometimes forget the power of running together, it’s so intrinsically human it makes me feel ALIVE like nothing else.

Huge thank you to all the Namibians who have shown so much grace and kindness to us today and throughout all of our time here so far.

Truly a blessing to have the opportunity to share the tarmac in your beautiful country. I hope to take the overwhelming positivity shown to us and spread it as far as I can throughout the African continent.

🫡

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 27: 43.5km

Haven’t been able to hold any food down for 2 days. Whacked major. Pure zombie stomping out there. Regular spew breaks. Running off nothing but hopes, dreams and gods will.

Have a patchy memory of it happening tbh but strava said it happened so I guess it must have.

Apologies for lack of updates. Hope you all had a great day out there. Back for more tomorrow🫡

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

how to transport groceries with a scooter

[Jack Davis @_JackDavis16]

The linesman in this Wrexham vs Notts County game must be glue sniffers, made about 5 wrong decisions

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Fucked it completely. Turned a big section of the working classes into mindless racist drones who parrot any shit their masters feed them, while lining the pockets of the super rich. She helped set up this shit show.

[Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor]

Imagine having a name like Keith Arsewank.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Sees police beating the shit out of people in a capitalist society that's forcing people to work more years of their life: wow this is communism