JSP

CEO of a domestic abuse legal advice charity. Lawyer, iced coffee addict, horse girl, clay shooter, and wannabe smallholder.

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@Georgeatasda I see you like grumpy horses. Personally, I feel the horse needs a bit more rage so I would like to volunteer my 30 year old pony who can glare with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Available in chic, autumnal, chestnut colour.

[JSP @_Jardy_]

Some people's partners take flattering pics of them. Not mine

[JSP @_Jardy_]

Think my pony is off to score a bag of ket at #Glastonbury to be honest

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@BestWesternGB We booked this hotel above others because we are here 200 miles away from home to celebrate a friend's wedding, and so we wanted something luxurious and suitable for a heat wave. We chose this hotel for the air conditioning (I faint when I'm too hot) and alas no

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@BestWesternGB hi- we booked an (expensive!) room for two nights with yourselves on the basis it had air con and good WiFi. It's very hot and there's no ac in the rooms at all and the WiFi is awful why did you advertise it had these?

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@BestWesternGB @BestWesternGB this is absolutely *not* good enough. It's a heatwave and we have neither the promised air con, or any water. Absolutely horrendous.

[JSP @_Jardy_]

No, YOU'RE a millennial waiting for your horses' paddling pool to fill up.

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@markSav94130654 Thank you!

[JSP @_Jardy_]

High Sheriff's summer party

[JSP @_Jardy_]

32 is such a weird age. Not young but not middle aged

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@ThreeUKSupport you also need to ensure any negative marks on @P5ychDuck 's credit report are corrected as he can't pay for a plan that shouldn't exist, and one where you've admitted you owe him money.

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@ThreeUKSupport hi please do share why you haven't cancelled my fiancé's plan that you were asked to cancel in 2021, and despite the fact you've promised him a refund of almost 2k you are still asking him for money?

@P5ychDuck

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@markSav94130654 Oh no which one?

[JSP @_Jardy_]

Wow wow wow nobody can deny Lady Gaga's vocals #coachella

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@theedwardian81 It's absolutely hilarious isn't it!

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@DavidMuttering I'm so sorry for your loss

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@TheBetterPath_ What in the incel movement red/blue pill is this thread?

[JSP @_Jardy_]

@RedGorillaInt hi, one of my horses has had a treat ball for 2.5 years and it hasn't even dented- my other has had one for 4 months and she's managed to split it in half. Is it faulty or is she the hulk please? 😅

[JSP @_Jardy_]

When test driving a car one must always do the important boot test