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NEW: Tiny Pomeranian chases down a black bear out of its home after the bear broke in and started wandering around.

The 5 pound Pomeranian named ‘Scout’ was seen coming to the rescue to get the bear out of the home in Vancouver, Canada.

“I had music playing (and) didn��t hear the bear come in. It wandered around then ate Scout's food in the kitchen,” the owner said.

“Scout heard and chased the bear out of the house and off the property.”

“He just likes to assert his dominance, or like we’ll call him the alpha dog.”

Hero.

Video: kaylakleine / tt

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