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C'est la vive🥀

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

oversleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms & the easiest way to tell when I’m going through something.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Empress Sal✨ @sal_empress]

I don pass the age way man go Dey whine me

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

I don’t think your partner wants you to tell the world that they are not your spec. Some statements are just unnecessary, even if they aren’t malicious.

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

God please let this next 6months be the best months of my life. Amen

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

There’s no bone in my body that’s attracted to a taken man .

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

i like reliable men. It’s a trait I value a lot. when you say you’re going to do something do it, be a man of your word. Be on time, be sharp

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

People underestimate how important sexual compatibility is until they’re in a relationship where one person is constantly begging and the other is constantly refusing.

[Dede 💗 @msdede_x]

25 looked like such a big age when I was younger

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

There's nothing a man that doesn't like kissing can do for me.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

And when you do, never stop flirting with your partner.
Never stop complimenting them, never stop reassuring them.

[OreoTheNailTech💅 @oreoluwa_sugar]

I hate aimless texting, why are you asking me how are you everyday? Leave me alone if you can’t talk.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

I can never ‘happy birthday’ my way back into someone’s life, fuck you, your birthday and your life

[BPD- ized baby💕 @Shughennessie]

I thought you’re supposed to pay tithes from your earnings or salaries
Why are unemployed students paying then?😀

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

“You have pimples on your face.”
“You're getting fatter.”
“You have a scar here”
“Your acne is bad”

Yes, I saw it in the mirror before leaving home. Now shut up, mind your business and leave me the fuck alone.

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

It's actually quite simple.

If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA.

If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.