Jenn

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

After a whole year I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK!!

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

All 3 of Troye’s Florida tour dates are while I’m gonna be out of town.... is this what heartbreak feels like

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

Are people actually able to stay focused while studying? Pretty sure it’s a myth

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it blows that you have to like, go out to meet people. like damn if I rly don’t want to die alone I gotta stop staying in on saturday nights

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

stupidest assholes ranked:

1.) person who stands up as soon as the plane pulls up to the terminal

2.) person who drives 10 under in the left lane

3.) me

4.) person who claps after a movie

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

Update: My ear swelled up and swallowed the earring and I had to go to urgent care and get it removed

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

I know it's only been two days but can my helix piercing stop hurting already

[popular slut @kindslut]

not to be a disgusting whore but i really need a hug

[K (McGonigle ROY) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me:

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

Love is fake https://t.co/r2FXR1wTcE

[jár @jarodzsz]

the mr. f joke on arrested development is funnier than every netflix original standup special i've ever seen combined

[Jenn @_JenniferPlatt]

I just got asked at work if I had any children... like no I AM a child

[Isaac Garcia @juicyisaac]

She asked if she can say a bad word I’m lmfao 😂😂💀

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i don’t get why girls aren’t supposed to make the first move considering boys are so stupid you’ll be waiting 7.5 months for the guy you like to even figure out you like him

[chloe @aechantings]

how do you cancel a show with a scene like this, america explain

[Arrested Development @arresteddev]

Has this family ever seen a chicken?