Jordan Figura

I basically just comment on people I find attractive & things I hate in the world. I’m a very balanced person.

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@SamParkerParker I wish u could’ve seen my reaction when I saw him on screen…

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

*and just like that* I woke up with an overwhelming urge to decorate and watch Practical Magic 🧹🧙��‍♀️🎃

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

#content

[Fenty Beauty @fentybeauty]

Shhh... we snuck onto the #SAVAGEXFENTYSHOW and got a glimpse at all the glam! 🥵🔥

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

easily the very best decision i have made so far in 2021 was purchasing a rice/multicooker.... GUYS I AM HOOKED

[Kathleen Newman-Bremang @KathleenNB]

my attraction to this iteration of Jason Sudeikis will never not surprise and confuse me, but we here and horny I guess #Emmys

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

I would also add @Beyonce and her version of moon river but I’m actually speechless on that one… what a day.

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

FYI I only have enough energy today to discuss @KaceyMusgraves or @succession, your choice.

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@SamParkerParker I will be taking a day of PTO so that I can be completely present

[today @PipaJoy]

????? Girl WE’RE the cast this season

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@TeamUSA @mykaylaskinner Yessssss 🤩

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@peacockTV just dropped a 💣 on us saying breaking news Simone Biles is out of the finals with no explanation and WHAT IS HAPPENING. I am distraught.

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

Some people have the NFL or the MLB but I have the US women’s gymnastics team #OlympicGames

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

Already thinking about my Yelena Belova costume for Halloween this year #BlackWidow

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

...to clarify I'm not over the reunion OR Kit's hair. way to just completely drop a bomb on us @hbomax

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

...still not over it #FriendsReunion

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@AmyKinLA this is the meanest tweet I've seen all day.

[phriendly photog @phriendlyphotog]

What is the most engaging piece of media, top to bottom, of the last decade, and why is it this?

[Jordan Figura @_JFIG]

@HandmaidsOnHulu @hulu I am guttedddd 😳