Parade Princess Mode

you came to the wrong place

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

I have decided if you can't beat them, join them. I will honored to serve as the unofficial Perfect Season Parade Princess for this year's festivities.

@reflog18

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

Hey @reflog18 so pumped for next Saturday, what time should I be there?

[Michael Paciotti @Beardy72]

Do you think the @Browns team shop will be open tomorrow in case someone needs to add an extra layer of clothing or hat & gloves, or do you think they'll drop the ball? @reflog18

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@clevelAndy_ @reflog18 @Jedi_Mode Who is this fake?
Everyone knows I'm from St Louis and would have to be a complete moron to bring up where McNeil is from.
I'm the parade princess, nice try fake Jimbo.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

For some reason I have a new found respect for Kevin Durant.
@reflog18 😂

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

Thank God your stupid parade just got a lot cooler last week @reflog18

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@saadesigner07 @reflog18 I'm not legally allowed withing 200 feet of his property.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 Dude I'm a lawyer, I passed at least three bars on my drive this morning.

I know what a reclaiming order is.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 I've been featured on the People of Wal Mart website 4 times.

That's a record pal. I'm also Wal Mart royalty.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 Wal Mart > Tinder

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 Where else do you scope chicks?
Wal Mart is the place to be this time of year.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@saadesigner07 @reflog18 My float better be regal. Don't make me go Diva Mode.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@saadesigner07 @reflog18 I was told there will be candy thrown. If you would have just said that a year ago I wouldn't have had to be such a jerk about it.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 @TribeAndCBJ After the smile initially hurt my face, I got used to it after a few minutes.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 Apparently not so good, the EPA has said that my attitude was so toxic that I have somehow contaminated my neighborhood and I am currently under quarantine.

[Parade Princess Mode @_Jimbo_Slice_79]

@reflog18 I have changed in my ways, now I will properly research a charity before sending threats to the organizers parents.