Jimmy Gebo

Minors get out. Nothing I say here is to be taken as reality, these are the ramblings of an insanely rational man.

Music is on my Yt, fb & ig under Jimmy Gebo

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

Life wasn't supposed to be this way. I should be in the wild, shitting in a field somewhere

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

Just mowed and then drank maybe the best water I've ever had. I started putting lemon in my bottle and idk why it took me so long to do that lol game changer

[TayK @TayK_JailUpdate]

He in jail

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

@legit_scumbag I just got one and it's a Godsend. I'm lowkey scared to get the electric bill though hopefully it doesn't add that much 🤷‍♂️

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

When I was 17, me and my dad were driving to MA and neither of us had said a word for hours, and then suddenly we passed the state line and my dad said "Ahhh, West Vagina" and it killed me

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

I ate the whole box in 3 days man fuck. They were really good but I didn't even get to try them with milk lol

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

I can't have any sweets within a mile of me when I go to bed cus I'll fuck them up all night. Woke up several times last night and ate so many handfuls of churro flavored cereal 😪

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Achieve max rank in halo and getting boners

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

i take thee be my lawfully wedded chud, to goon and to fap from this day forward, for dubs and for L’s, for maxxes and for mogs, in 67 and in health, to rizz and to cherish, till kirk us do part

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

Damn I remember being so stoked about this. And the green creature from the black lagoon one

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

They say money isn't everything and it's not, I don't like spending most of my life on the clock but I remember being like 3 sleeping in an abandoned trailer with my mom before she met someone, plus I've had to sleep in my car before and I want that as far behind me as possible

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

Both of my sisters' fucking cars broke down which sucks and makes me wish I was rich but they're both still working and kicking ass so hopefully that will be resolved asap. Teamwork makes the dreamwork

[Jimmy Gebo @_JimmyBD_]

I was on state probation for 4 years and toward the end they got this fancy new office w a 1 way mirror in the testing room, and it only sorta worked so I had to stand there and pee as my officer just stood there to my left watching to make sure I didn't fake it lol sucked

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

Filled the entire cup at the drug test. The lady was very impressed. She said oh my and batted her eyes

[devin morgan @fedafter12am]

My wife is leaving me because I insist on my Moog modular being the living room centerpiece