JJ

Texas State University Alum

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

nobody;
job applications:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[Splenda Poppi @Regg79816]

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

coworker I was just talking shit about for their incompetence sent me a teams message thanking me for helping them

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I deed nut sleep veet Jefree Epstein.. I deed nat meet my hooz-band troo heem

Stop say-eeng dat, or I soo you

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you mess up at work and a "friendly reminder" goes out to the whole team

[F.A.T.E @Imaginethatfate]

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

[Jan @janelsooo]

On everything I love, ain't no grocery store better than @HEB

[Hunnyyyy @shutuphunnyyy]

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

[✯ @sine_minaj]

“ Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust share my screen...
okaycanyouseeit? “

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

30 is old asf until I turn 30 then its not.

[777 @dessszn]

milk marie she got pretpuhcalpincuhnihfellovewitehhh

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i wake up and my throat didn't pass the swallow test so i know i'm cooked for a couple days