ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹

Merch Dude. Video Guy. ⬇️

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Bands / Artists, I'm running a rollout bundle deal right now that has everything you need for your next release!

DM me to get your video started today!

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Bro, Topuria’s strength when he lands those punches is INSANE

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

The 100 pound 20 something white gorl next to us at the A$AP show ripped like 6 blunts and lived, she must be donated to science because I would have passed away

[Stanley Swanson  @StanleySwanson0]

ORLANDO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

THE ORLANDO MAGIC 2027 CHAMPIONSHIP RUN STARTS NOW.

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Former Blazer Josh Hart gets a ring, way to go Champ!

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

I forgot @theacaciastrain and @callousdaoboys are in Jacksonville today. Anyone need tickets, I have 2 that I’m not gonna use

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

@wydsilent Alan Crabbe

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

The San Antonio Spurs are fighting on behalf of America the next 2 games

Fuck the Knicks, fuck OKC

Let’s get these W’s for the greater good of mankind!

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Yall can’t talk as much as you want about AI data centers using up water, but they don’t even come close to the amount I use while disassociating in a hotel shower

[Carson Hocevar @CarsonHocevar]

every day is a privilege and today is a truly sad reminder of that.

this little boy in this picture hated you on sunday’s. but he loved to hate you, and you made it very difficult to hate and not become a fan when your passion for racing showed, when you would show up to his home town to race at his home tracks. he will be forever grateful for that.

from a fan, to a hater, to a competitor, to a teammate, and to even maybe a friend. i share that story because this little kid in the picture was not anywhere near the true number that you impacted for the better just through racing.

you will be deeply missed. both on the race track, but certainly off.

RIP. 🕊️

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

This series will be better than any NBA finals matchup

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

I’ve seen that Ella Langley exists and you just expect me to find love in Orlando Florida?

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

I am in

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

The Man with the Bag is coming. December 2.

@PrimeVideo

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Damn man, another season asking yourself if that was the last time you’ll ever see LeBron on the basketball court

I certainly hope not

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Once a bitch hits 50 and her second divorce she pairs up with another one in the same situation and they wreak havoc on the town

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Drunk old broads gotta be the worst people at a show every time

They grab, grope, cop an attitude and complain more than anyone else on this planet

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

Let’s go kratos!

[Bare Knuckle FC @bareknucklefc]

KRATOS ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHES IN HIS BKFC DEBUT! 🩸🔥

#Blood4Blood | LIVE on BKFC+ or go to https://t.co/NeICr40lEG

[ᴺüᴹᵉᵗᵃˡᴮᵒⁱ⁶⁹ @_JohnAlan]

I don’t care about the scenic Mountain View’s or the heights that they reach, I’m at this Twin Peaks for one thing only ma’am, and that’s to watch NASCAR at Talladega with my boys!