Forget everything you know about normal burgers. We just built a mega-stacked, cheese-crusted masterpiece that is rewriting the rulebook.
This is how you can recreate the magic:
The Perfect Bacon: To get that flawless, uniform crunch, ditch the frying pan. Lay your bacon flat on a parchment-lined baking sheet and cook it in the oven at 400°F (200°C) for about 15–20 minutes. It renders perfectly, stays completely flat, and delivers the ultimate crispy texture.
The Cheese Trough: Melt a long strip of mixed cheddar and Swiss directly on your griddle. Press your toasted buns right into it, then suspend the whole thing over glasses to cool into a hardened, crunchy cheese canoe.
The Build: Load up your juicy, smashed beef patties with extra melted cheddar and your oven-crisped bacon. Drop them onto the bottom buns, flip your cheese-and-french-fry trough over the top, and smother everything in hot cheese sauce and pickled jalapenos.
This isn’t just dinner; it’s an absolute sensory overload. Every bite is a chaotic symphony of textures—from the pillowy soft, butter-toasted buns to the shatteringly crisp crunch of the oven-baked bacon. The sharp, smoky rich flavor of the beef pairs perfectly with the tangy punch of pickled jalapeños and the smooth, velvety avalanche of warm cheese sauce. It is decadent, messy, and unashamedly indulgent.
Perfect Liquid Pairings
The Brew: A cold, crisp American Pale Ale (APA) or an IPA. The bright hops and clean carbonation cut through the intense richness of the cheese and beef like a charm.
The Soft Option: A classic, ice-cold Craft Root Beer. The sweet, herbal complexity complements the smoky, savory bacon beautifully.
Close your eyes and just picture it: a warm avalanche of gooey cheese cascading over a mountain of golden, crispy fries, sitting on top of the juiciest bacon double cheeseburger you've ever seen. You can already hear that perfect crunch, can’t you? You know you want a bite. Stop fighting it and go treat yourself.
Deck fires are but one variable in the overall damage equation.
My assumption revolves around taking multiple ASCMs or ASBMs and then the ship suffering catastrophic secondary explosions.
A flight deck fire alone will leave a scratch on the carrier and it would be resuming flight ops within days / weeks.
@MaxMcGuireCPA True!!!
They rigged the rules so the Goy get screwed over.
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Employees are modern slaves living at substinance levels.
@JMesseg This is some first class brainwashing programming right here folks lol 😂
The USA started out as a CHRISTIAN nation, where everyone is equal.
Israel is a a fake nation state run by pedophiles and Satanists.
The problem with our current systems is we have a single point of failure with the radars and eventually we run out of kinetic weapons.
Railguns, lasers, expendable decoys, etc. will hopefully fill the gaps.
It’s going to be a long resupply trip to 32nd street after Guam and Hawaii are taken out.
@bryan_mich7 Depends on the time of year.
Cold temps = walking entire round. Muscles stay warm.
Hot temps = riding = staying cool and keeping body temperature down. More focused for shot making. Less fatigue.
In a letter to Congress, Netanyahu literally bragged that Section 224, which fuses the US & Israeli militaries, is HIS plan.
We are at the point where foreign leaders are literally writing our laws and the people voting against it are called "traitors".
1776. NOW.
Imagine you've been goyslopped with no fact checking for 50 fucking years.
Literally given one side of a completely made up story every day for 50 fucking years.
That's why boomers love Israel and theft.
@WearyTechnocrat@RSE_VB True. And half those magazines are offensive tomahawks and other strike weapons.
I guess no one has been watching the saturation attacks Iran was pounding on Israel lately, where our TPY-2 radars were all taken out, leaving iron dome almost useless?
@RyanBLeslie Yup! Enterprise fire was not a missile. Neither was forestall. Both were contained fairly quickly without the worry the ship evading more missiles or worries about taking more hits.
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@TwoRulesOfWar Yet the hatches and compartments are made of essentially the same style of steel and rubber and similar designs.
True, there is better fire fighting systems but missiles and explosives have become more potent, too.