Sean Johnson

*Not the gold medal winning gymnast

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@mjkiebus You’re lucky you’re still in a god damn uniform, god damnit!

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE MAGIC KINGDOM NOW, YOU F***ING STUPID BASTARD!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’ is now streaming on Disney+ (with Hulu subscription)

See what other movies just got added to Disney+ and Hulu: https://t.co/NhKWlwk4UW

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

The real story here is that those AirPods stayed in his ears. I’ve had yawns take them out

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I can think of no greater hell.

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@mjkiebus The Mlb is gonna Mlb… perhaps *ahem* “game of the year” would suffice

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@JaredLeon It gets lost in the early 2000s comedy library but it’s an all timer

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@JaredLeon “Couldn’t handle the V8!”

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Getting your talking points ready for Thanksgiving

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

% of americans who say it’s likely they will get into an argument about politics at thanksgiving this year

18-29 year olds: 32%
30-44: 25%
45-64: 11%
65+: 5%

-yougov

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Underrated Holiday flick: Dutch. John Hughes screenplay. Ed O’Neill volunteers to pick up his girlfriend’s brat son from boarding school for Thanksgiving. Oh and @shootermcgavin makes an appearance as the pretentious dad.

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@JaredLeon If rock bottom had a chip sponsor

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@shootermcgavin “Woaahhh… Nothing like waiting to the last minute Howitzer!”

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

America: Grocery prices are outrageous!

Sothebys: Hold my brewski

[litquidity @litcapital]

A banana taped to a wall just sold for $5.2 million at a Sotheby’s auction

WE ARE SO BACK

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@Itsjoeco I lost audio (on top of glitching endlessly) a few times. It was like watching something I downloaded off of Limewire

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Can’t wait for the morning when my sick one year old gives absolutely zero shits that his old man traded ~3 hrs of quality sleep to watch a sport he never watches. GOOD CALL!

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Am I watching this fight illegally on a laptop from 15 years ago. Or is this the best Netflix can do? Oh and I just lost audio

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

@TrungTPhan Screenshotted this one on election day- you beat me to the punch. In all seriousness, gotta be a tough gig. No one is sitting around like “You know what? I AM hungry!” or “YES- I do need to go somewhere, RIGHT NOW”people just do that thing.

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Annual reminder/warning that premature Christmas szn starts tomorrow. The extremists will set the tone: skeletons will be replaced swiftly by St. Nicks. Then the songs will hit the stores. Then the cars adorned with reindeer things. Stay steadfast. Resist the #ChristmasCreep !

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Say no to pre-Thanksgiving Christmas music!

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

Morash and countless Yankee fans ripped the choice to play 'New York, New York' at the stadium after losing the World Series:
https://t.co/8HylFHmvNg

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

For your consideration for future losses @yankeestadium https://t.co/d5EfJ63OrH

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

Maybe we could just watch the game? Definitely don’t need live mid-inning manager interviews like it’s March

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

BANG!

GIANCARLO STANTON WITH THE THIRD YANKEES HOMER OF GAME 5!

[Sean Johnson @_Johnsean]

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