Joseph Schneider

The harder the world, the fiercer the honor.

I write fantasy epics 160 characters at a time

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

Is . . . is this book about what I think it’s about

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

There is a caravan of cold air on it's way down from Canada. If we don't build a wall now, we are in huge trouble. #BuildTheWall #PolarVortex

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

what hath god wrought

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

@hmd4life

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

@MPeterson91 I'll be there today as an under 40s male in a crop top while wearing calf high socks

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

I ought to go to bed, but this is shaping up to be a good episode of treehouse masters.

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

This is a terrible documentary...
#TheBachelorFinale

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

Texas Polka Museum in Schulenberg, Texas.
Where you pay for the full seat, but only need the edge.

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

@kal_kuepper Hard to row a boat you built brick by brick

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

@MPeterson91 @hmd4life https://t.co/J2i6mYKn3f

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

My AirBnB is a boarded up row house in East Boston. The hosts seem nice....

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

We've been participating in trivia for a calendar year, and have only beaten "Blood Bath and Beyond" once. It's a bloodbath tonight.

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

2004: Yo girl what's your AOL?
2011: Yo girl what's your Twitter handle?
2017: Yo girl find me on venmo so we can split this dinner bill.

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

36 million pounds of counterfeit meat is served in the US each year. Think on that. #maybeFakeNews

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

I'm mostly unmoved by "how am I supposed to explain [cultural event] to my kids" arguments. You signed up to do that when you had kids.

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

If there is one thing millennials are not ruining, it's the cigarette industry.

[Brandon Mileski @BrandonMileski]

This new Heineken Commercial is brilliant!

https://t.co/ywUoOENjph

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

The @ew article: "American Gods just became the most important show on TV" https://t.co/3h7w560WG4

[Joseph Schneider @_JosephMark_]

Beware the march of ideas

[American Gods US @americangodsus]

Mr. Wednesday is recruiting for his war against the new gods. Believe everything when #AmericanGods premieres April 30 on @STARZ.