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Life is only justified as an aesthetic phenomenon.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

I am sober enough to know what I am doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

My mind was telling me no but the 40 oz kept telling me yes.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

If it puts me in an early grave, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Why does a Reeses cup taste significantly better when they are shaped as a Christmas tree or Easter egg?

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Drinkin’ sake in a Suzuki.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Got my hair pinned back like the fuckin’ green ranger.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

These are the good ol’ days.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Crimson and clover, over and over.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

@54beast Now that’s a different story.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

@54beast WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT??

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Asking girls where they want to eat is equal to asking guys what beer they want to drink.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

@mikeyseemikeydo I’ll take some guitar tips and tricks from the pro!

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

People who write history textbooks right now.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

EMO NITEZ

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

There’ll be something missing. Now you found it, it’s gone. Now that you feel it, you don’t.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

If y’all draft Deshaun Watson in your fantasy league, you gotta call your girl and tell her that you love her.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

Tik Tok ruins songs.

[JS⚜️ @_JulesSG_]

It sucks that I have no one to talk baseball with here at work.