Onze

Aesthete • Designer • Melomaniac

[Onze @_JXL11]

She was such a good girl especially considering it was her birthday.

[Taiwo. 𝕏I𝕏 @4realzTaiwo]

Random dumps?

[Onze @_JXL11]

Phil Collins sang the Tarzan animation theme song in different languages!

[King Wow @KingWow]

They used to make all timers just for movies

[Onze @_JXL11]

😭😭😭

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Cristiano Ronaldo, a billionaire in $$, and Georgina Rodríguez got married yesterday. Attended only by their 5 children and close family members. No football teammates. No celebrity friends.

But some struggling people want to impress the world with loud weddings.

[Onze @_JXL11]

A 2 way street.

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

when the obsession finally wears off and you realize how mid she was

[Onze @_JXL11]

This is common in football. Nullifying star players is part of tactics.
Inzaghi doubled players marking Yamal in 2025.

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Hearing Jose had to set up tactics just for Messi alone proves that Messi is the goat

[Onze @_JXL11]

Blame the NFL

[Petty Slimane @LilAioli]

The message of this song has been deeply misconstrued and lost.

[Onze @_JXL11]

Kapa O Pango

[Ben Coles @bencoles_]

Ma'a Nonu (at 44) doing the haka on his own against the All Blacks. It's great stuff.

[Onze @_JXL11]

Not every girl has the water park feature? 🤔

[Iyanuoluwa🌸💕 @Harmoke0]

Imagine finding love and water park in one girl🥺

[Onze @_JXL11]

Move it to the side you hungry animal.

[🦍 @bhut_donda]

Tearing someone’s underwear during tlof is crazy 😭🤚🏾

[Onze @_JXL11]

11:11 on the 11th by Onze

[Onze @_JXL11]

@Tebogo16_09 This was the first link up after a 2 week talking stage.😭😭

[Onze @_JXL11]

@siphosethux1 Dawg!

[Onze @_JXL11]

Lay the pipe so good that my girl gets it for me since she got a promotion.

[vhoydiana @kith3r]

what are you willing to do for that GTA6

[Onze @_JXL11]

@IrisJulianne 😭

[Onze @_JXL11]

Always down.

[Alex @alexxdebut]

how u arrange it?

[Onze @_JXL11]

You can tell when a nigga bags his first baddie

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I swear this is still my favourite video of all time 😭😭

How he didn’t see her staring at someone else is beyond me 😭

[Onze @_JXL11]

11:11

[Onze @_JXL11]

How insecure must you be to increase your penis size?

[Testosterone Doctor @TestDoctor_]

Is it possible to increase your pen!s size?

[Onze @_JXL11]

@kith3r Damn!

[Parris @vicious696]

"alas, only a coward feels mighty when stepping on ants"

#XMen97 did more with Apocalypse in 25 seconds than the Fox films did in 25 years

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Women act so much nicer when your girlfriend looks better than them 🤣🤣