Katie Porter

I don’t stand outside cause I’m too outstanding (also it’s cold)

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@theHillisHome . @MarysCenter does pickup! Super convenient, super great organization

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@BarredinDC @DansCafeDC @playbookdc Can someone please find the happy couple and get the entire story? I need a by the minute play by play.

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@DC_OCA @Anc6B10 @DCMOCRS @DCPoliceDept @theHillisHome Thanks for clearing this up for residents, but it’s not acceptable that there is currently no way for residents to quickly be informed if the siren is “real” or a “mistake”. There should be an “all clear” signal and more rapid email/social media alerts instituted.

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Fox Sports commentary: “Qatar has only lost 1 game on home soil in the last 3 years”
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Who is gonna tell him…

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LOLing at all these folks who think a massive company can somehow continue to function without legal and compliance, HR, and finance teams. Yall are gonna learn today how the background operations people literally keep the doors open, lights on, and the organization functioning

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Ok so hear me out…all the Katie Porters of the world organize and we all get verified, and then all we do is re-tweet the real Rep. Katie Porter all day. Thoughts, Katie Porter?

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@the_other_bunny @PoPville I’m not saying we doxx the guy, but we need photos or something!

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@samisagesays I sure did 😂

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@EstherCinDC Trump Hotel

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DC mosquitos do not give a FUCK. One just landed on me while I was actively spraying bug spray on my body @WashProbs

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Hey @united one of your employees at #ORD asked me when I was “due”. When I said I wasn’t pregnant, she DOUBLED DOWN and said “oh, it’s your dress - never wear that dress again.” I’ve never been so insulted in my entire life.

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So @councilofdc can we play a fun game where we count and discuss the number of countries that are represented at the @Olympics that have a smaller population size than DC, and DC still isn’t a state? @PoPville

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Help me find my stolen bike! https://t.co/Uc4Qkh3hqw #bikeindex

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@WashProbs Bonus points: tourists getting of at exit 9 instead of 10 and driving the wrong way down a one-way past a senate building

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@WashProbs Tourists (or locals) trying to decide if they wanna take Exit 10 or go to NY Ave on 395 north

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The revolution will be televised. And it’s a 5 second ad from @reddit

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@k_lootens @PoPville https://t.co/t8w6aI9eq1

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@CityPretzelDC It’s just a metaphor 😂

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@CityPretzelDC a bajillion cops with radar gun posted along the highway ready to pull your ass over, not just posted signs. /the end!

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@CityPretzelDC The people who follow rules are gonna sorta follow the speed limit. The people who already DGAF about the rules are gonna blow through a 40 going 80. We all know the Q yahoos *are* for real and DGAF about rules so id like to know (to continue the metaphor) if there are also