Jacob

professional ass douche, pronouns (shithead, retard, dumb cunt)

[Jacob @_Kards52_]

Someone else logged into my twitter accounttalkin bout wanna buy some raybans, and @TwitterSupport never helped me so I guess we fuckin around over here now.

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

Don’t do this. That would be terrible.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Boomers when they see a group of young people outside just having fun

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[autist @litteralyme0]

THAT WAS TODAY

[GenXGirl @GenXGirl1994]

Fixed it.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Billy Xiao and Huanglander

[best of breaking bad @bestofbreakin]

Breaking Bad but his HAT grows proportionally to his ego

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

A collection of guns collected from the wreckage of the World Trade Center after 9/11

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[CALAXANAS @calaxanasNEWS]

In dia regular en el Bronx #nuevayork

[serotoninskeptic @5HTskeptic]

Never buying regular sugar again. 500mL bottle of fucking horse dextrose from Tractor Supply. Never crashing again or being carb-depleted. I am the #boss. Injecting half a horse dose rn and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.

[Heckler & Koch @HecklerAndKoch]

"We've Got Hostiles"

[saleh @schizoponders]

DURING OUR HUNT FOR SHEIKH KILLAH AL-INTERCHANGI OUR FIERCE WARRIOR ELIMINATED 3 ZIONIST SETTLERS HARASSING INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CHILDREN

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer