Kate Dillon

Amateur stand-up. Professional layabout.

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Oh my God, I finally found some crocs are good for🤣

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 am”

clock: 5:57 am

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

If you think that you're having a bad day, watch this 👇

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

"You should allow yourself to meet new people"

Me on my off days

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Woman holding parking space for friend. Driver simply gets out and self parks! 😂😂

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Wait for it…

Whatever you think is going to happen… it’s worse 😂

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

You really never know what people get up to in the comfort of their own homes

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

There are over 12 hours of film footage explaining why you should put it back

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

A brief history of my adventures making handheld Tesco scanners display rude words, before they stopped displaying first names entirely 😂😂😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

He climbed the giant bear and found the best spot to nap

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way i actually learned something omfg😭

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Dear algorithm, please show me more content like this.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Poor thing is swamped with bread orders

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇯🇵A Japanese developer built an app that puts a fat cat on your screen and forces you to take a break

Silicon Valley spent billions on wellness platforms, mindfulness subscriptions, and digital detox retreats

A guy in Japan said: fat cat, problem solved

[BASEDANDBOUGIE @basedandbougie]

Loooooool 😂