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[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Money does not equal respect.
Position does not equal respect.
It is by the grace of God we treat each other well.
Humility matters more than respect.

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Just call Ohio the Mid-East you cowards

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

76ers win Game 1 of Playoffs: [𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮]
76ers fans win free chicken because Watanabe missed two free throws at the end of the game: [𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨]

[lizzie @dailyluchanko]

@Phillies OUR REACTIONS RIGHT NOW

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

Joe Girardi ejecting the umpire is the good stuff.

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

@sixers please don’t do the Lowry thing

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Please do not text, I can only handle so much

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Philadelphia has agreed to trade Carson Wentz to the Indianapolis Colts in exchange for a 2021 third-round pick and a conditional 2022 second-round pick that could turn into a first, league sources tell @mortreport and me.

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Who sent me a Backstreet Boys boombox gram

[Michael B. Jordan @michaelb4jordan]

Here’s a first look at my Alexa big game ad. #AlexasNewBody #BigGame #Ad

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

@HornsbyColeson Which one is supposed to be you

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

@HornsbyColeson I thought you were a homeless woman. That should encourage you.

[Mark Twang @St_Lukus]

Has Jason Derulo fallen down the stairs at the inauguration yet?

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

To All The Things I Loved Before Facebook Ruined It For Me

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Another year, another terrible day to be an Eagles fan

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are approaching the time of year. when humans look back. and think about. what they could have done better. not me though. i was perfect

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

@Rjskeeeen16 You’re mean

[kthorne @_Kayteabug_]

Philadelphia doesn��t deserve Carson Wentz