.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

Eu, 10 minutos depois de me auto criticar pelo corpo

[Balloon stylist 🎈 @Milio_WasHere]

the limit does not exist

[HER @e2always]

It ain’t even deep

[🫧•JD•🫧 @she_JD14]

Asking me if my man has a brother, cousin or friend is equivalent to you telling me you want my man.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?"
Me:

[a midsummer nightmare @unhingedcatboi]

you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Being an adult is just cleaning the kitchen, buying groceries, doing laundry, washing dishes, and taking out the trash on repeat, and somehow it is never finished 😭

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

its a glorious summer day in Toronto today, which is unnerving considering it’s November

[Jean @jeantuite]

Vou resumir a vida adulta para vocês: é basicamente sentir sono quando precisa trabalhar e insônia quando finalmente pode dormir.

[Tom Bellingham @TomP1Bellingham]

Hamilton greeting his Ferrari team during the Red Flag

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

If i sleep at your house i love you so much.

I love to go home.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor.

[sally ~ @cryingonmute]

The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

My man: “we both said things we didnt mean”

Me looking for a mfcking word i didnt mean👀

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when we were kids because fuck this

[bellaᥫ᭡🍒 @vamp1bella]

forever in a rush to get home & do nothing but lay down

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[THAT GIRL 🍒 @theitgirll__]

Clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when women couldn't work.

[The Goddess Of Manipulation & Darkness @ParisMoneyy]

I just bang it on the counter

[. @_KenyaDia]

@00srachel @JulesLevz Okay but do you have the link for arranged marriage?