Kevin Steele

That’s Showbiz Baby!

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This #WorldCup Final has everything. Tom Cruise giving a monologue, The Muppets band, Ted Lasso doing a bit, Ronaldo & Ronaldinho driving Madonna in a dune buggy.

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When The Muppets showed up at the #WorldCup halftime show

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Just found out Michael Bublé is 50 years old. Guy should be 38. Maybe 41 - TOPS. Just kinda fucked up tbh. Christmas is ruined.

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If I was in Severance I’d shit my pants every single day until my outie killed me.

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#Goals

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You can’t have the first name “Timothée” and the last name “Chalamet” and then just have THIS SHIT as your middle name?

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“Prosciutto Panini” sounds like a delicious Italian Dictator

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I hate when British people say, “Happy Christmas!” What’s next? “Merry Birthday”? What the fuck are we doing here?

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Keep scrolling! 🙅🏻‍♂️

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I’m not sharing my Spotify Wrapped this year bc my little ditties are none of your business.

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In the spirit of giving!

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The last Wendy’s Solarium in Los Angeles County is gone…

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Just took a bite of my poptart and tapped it over the trash can like I was ashing a cigarette.

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What in The Hunger Games is happening here? #Olympics

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I just know he’s behind this.
#Olympics

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Hollywood is…🎶BROoOoOoKEN!🎶

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‘The Bear’ breaks 30 Rock’s record for most #EMMY nominations for a Comedy series in a single year. (23)

‘30 Rock’ previously held this record for 15 years.

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I knew my frontal lobe was fully developed when these started tasting good.

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Me My Uber Driver
🤝
Texting and not looking
at the the road

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How it feels listening to Steely Dan:

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Me: sorry I’ve been busy researching Kendrick / Drake beef conspiracy theories and I’m pretty sure I can prove Drake got a BBL sometime in 2019.

My landlord: please just give me your rent check and I’ll leave.

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Spielberg: We love the script, but we’re changing the title to “Back To The Future.” Hope you weren’t married to the original title haha!

Zemeckis: (calling the DMV) No it’s totally fine. No worries.