skrt

with the birds

[skrt @_Kid_curry]

This is like “hello, I’m new around here but I play a little basketball.” And it’s lebron James 😂

[olivier lescot @OlivierLes25100]

Hello, new on twitter, I make some animations, first post!

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

THEY TOLD Jalen Hurts NOT TO SLEEP 🤯

YET THEY STILL LET HIM PLAY.

Are you kidding me right now????

FIRE THE ENTIRE @Eagles MEDICAL STAFF NOW.

THIS IS BLATANT MALPRACTICE.

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

They'd dust the guillotine off so fast man.

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

Meth

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

NBA players have Bond villain money now.

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

Years from now when he finally does his big one, his mom will say "he's a good boy"

[Max Rovensky @MaxRovensky]

Because he paid $70,000 to preorder the 2020 roadster in 2017 on the day it was announced

It's now 2026

[NemRaps @NemRaps]

That's why he's the GOAT! The GOAT!

[ill logik @sodadecounty]

This was a terrible way to be, Lloyd Banks was the same way..... I remember in 50 book he asked Banks why he doesn't use social media & Banks told him Pac & Biggie didn't have social media, 50 said this nigga might be retarded lol

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Say nephew, go head and put that back now. 😂😂😂

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

it’s actually nuts to see him deny in real time the thing he clearly just said

[Haze 𓅊 @GodSon83]

Greatest snake oil salesman of my lifetime.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

So ICE just gets to say????

[Meg @heirmeg]

if u never used the oven to heat up the crib growing up ion tweet for you

[J. Medi @MediJo20]

It's not even the mouthpiece chewing for me. It's the head dangling and then exasperated high five with arms swaying, it's spot on I'm crying bro

[Aaron🔰🥑🌸 @Awwrnold]

they suspend you for a month when you kill an unarmed black person but fire you for being silly

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

Ngl he would have came back & got me
I would have roasted tf out of him 😂

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Omg you guys, it's true. Ilhan Omar came here on a student visa, then quit school and just started working. Total immigration fraud, blatant.
Oh wait, that wasn't Ilhan, that was Elon.

[Jason YYC @Jason___YYC]

He was murdered by a white kid from a MAGA family in a MAGA state at a MAGA event.

But go on

[2EYEC @teweyec]

Sour diesel had Baltimore in a chokehold in the 2010’s my goodness lmaoo .