Kimmy Green

I failed bio

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There’s too many men in Milan… not a good thing

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My flight isn’t delayed because of the weather. It is delayed because all of the water is frozen so we have nothing to flush the toilets with. EL OH EL

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I seriously CAN NOT get over the fact pitchers constantly lick their fingers between each pitch I’m sorry.

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@Ktgrreen I’ll come

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@MW55 Hi! I am tweeting to you on behalf of my friend Juliette who just sent you a very thoughtful Instagram message requesting your support for her boyfriend who could really use some inspiration this week. Hopefully her message gets to you, thank you!

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And DEFINITELY don’t go to her for massage recs @jessmcgetts

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I blame Jess

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Never trust Jess

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At first I was really confused why This Is Us would introduce a new character in the second to last episode… BUT DAMN DID THAT HIT HARD. This writer is amazing. No. SPECTACULAR.

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Has anyone ever seen a family feud episode that didn’t have a black family go against a white family?

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@MichaelaOkla Join the club

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Any guy who wears round glasses is the tindler swindler

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Leather pants are basic. Sorry.

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Connor made me go on a drunk adventure (only he was drunk) to check out this purple rooftop bar... turns out the purple lights were just decoration 🙃 and there was no bar.

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Connor just won $50 betting on what color Gatorade they would throw....lol you can really bet on anything nowadays

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I need to get me some more enemies

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Lol @swnwnyc looks like you forgot to charge some jackets

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@shauna_del_rey Oh yes. This is gold.

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When will airports learn that the bathroom stall door needs to go out not in