Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA)

Accounting graduate/Certified Business Accountant in Practice/ Hustler

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

"You'll never know if you can fly, unless you take the risk of falling" - Nightwing

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

Let me be the first one to start.

@BafanaBafana I'd like to offer my apologies for not believing you could get thus far. I'm so sorry

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

You can tell when @Masandawana is the national team #BafanaKaofela

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@Loreign_Lolo I'd bring such a law suit, the builders grandchildren would still need to pay me

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

Once upon a time in South Africa there was a R1 phone that came with R199 Sim card....

That's how old I am

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@therealxolo @busiwakho Work a year or two and they give you that "where are my grandkids" type of look.

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

Surprisingly they won

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

A single bracelet does not jingle.

Ghanaian proverb

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Dear God,

As I wake up on this beautiful Sunday morning, I lift my heart in gratitude for your unending love and grace. Thank you for the gift of a new day, filled with potential and possibility. Thank you for the warmth of the sun, the fresh air in my lungs, and the peace that surrounds me.

I am grateful for the blessings in my life, both big and small. Thank you for my family and friends, who enrich my life with their love and support. Thank you for my health and well-being, for the roof over my head and the food on my table. Thank you for the opportunities I have to learn and grow, to love and be loved.

In Jesus name I pray

Amen

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@IamKarabo_M haven't seen you on these Twitter streets for a while, how are you?

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

After his friends gave you the "nguwe lo hlanyisu bafo" speech...

Ladies, do you mind telling us what bafo did to you?

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@Anele your weight loss journey is so amazing👏👏, congratulations my sister. What's your secret? Squeeze us in

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@Similosami Promo tweets 🤦

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

Minister, this class has how many lessons?

[Zizi Kodwa @zizikodwa]

Get up and try again @BafanaBafana. Let us learn the lessons from this loss and come back stronger at #AFCON2023

@SportArtsCultur @SAFA_net @GovernmentZA

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

With the sars change on the vat registration, it has now became too much of a hustle to register for vat.

I believe prices should increase, we have to deal with more now

[† @WorldTumie]

📍VAT REGISTRATION

Entities whose annual turnover or sales has exceeded R1 mil over the past 12 months are required by law to register for VAT with SARS, no later than 21 days after discovering that sales have surpassed the R1 mil mark.

Bafana Bafana / Percy Tau / #Cyan

[i think you’re amazing , that’s why I @skambhora]

On my knees🙏🏿

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@Malome_TT Yho the one time I didn't go to San Ridge... I could have helped 😏

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

@joker_BW1 Damn!!! 😂😂😂😂

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

"I'm a mother and a father to my child"

Lapho samtshela ukuthi lomuntu unomfazi wathi "abantu baka Nkulunkulu" 🤷

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

R3 000

[King👑 @Steez0147]

How much was your first salary...??🤔🤷‍♂️

[Mandla Mtsweni BAP (SA) @_KingThabo]

I'd sue their fathers, grandfather's, sons and grandsons

[SPURRA🐐 @Maluda012]

Bathong😭😭