Sparkle Monster

All my views and all my teeth are my own, not my employer’s. That would be weird.

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I'm just a dork with a label maker

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@dbseymour The plural of waka is waka

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@CateOwen @MentalAnnie Cate, I get what you’re saying but I’ve thought about your comment almost every day since 2014. I am fat. I am a size 22. I am 100kg. That is fat by anyone’s standards no matter what you think and it’s super fucked for you to voice your opinion on my fatness. I hope you get this

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@SeanPlunket @ICEgov Sean why are you so obsessed with him? Serious question. What’s your issue here?

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@buzzandhum I’ve been dipping in recently and it’s horrible. Just makes me miss twitter. Hi though! 😄

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We bought a house together 💖

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Been going on dates recently with a guy from Cornwall who the other day shouted “what a beauty!” when he saw me. Good times.

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She’s getting old but is still super cute.

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@EllenDatlow @elle_hunt What a nasty person.

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@nicolesm1997 @arlsy6 @hrhtamaki How??

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@lisanotliz @annikakes @hrhtamaki Ma’am you need to read a book

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@serengaslite_ @esjesjesj @MattWalshBlog Wayne’s World want their sad 90s joke back.

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Haircut day for this 11yo love of my life.

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@SeanPlunket @nzpolice The footage clearly shows you asking for it 😂

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@NewshubNZ This is SHAMEFUL reporting. Put this in the proper context of the outright murderous activity in Palestine and Yemen for capitalist gain 🇾🇪🇵🇸

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@BeaumontBee

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@iamjohnoliver not sure if you’re aware that there’s this beautiful mural commemorating your interference in Aotearoa New Zealand’s bird competition so here it is.

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@SeanDG Hey Sean! This is amazing. I have a dumb question. Can you see this without the camera at all?

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Very good gig

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@UMO I’m in Sf! You’re in SF! Hit me up if you want a block of the new Whittaker’s Hokey Pokey.

[Brendan Kelly @brendankellol]

pretty offended that some random british person is claiming to speak for all the women in aotearoa when that’s richie hardcores job