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[Will @_Koresh]

Feel like I’m losing my mind. Are we watching the same footballer? €80m id snap your hand clean off what the fuck 😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Barcelona make proposal to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United. Bid for 25yo #NUFC winger €80m + bonuses; no agreement yet as talks over England int’l continue. Interest of other clubs ongoing but #FCBarcelona + #FCBayern strongest @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/MvUHXko2r0

[Will @_Koresh]

EDDIE HOWE SEE A GAME OUT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)

[Will @_Koresh]

Truly an awful experience being on the internet isn’t it

[Will @_Koresh]

Just put me out of my misery already so I never have to hear the word PSR again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Once again: Alexander Isak wants Liverpool, it’s his priority as reported.

No talks with Al Hilal, Chelsea or Manchester United. ❌

[Will @_Koresh]

@JamesLIoyd Came back to find this post after putting some hours in. Eventually it all just clicks. Hall of famer

[Will @_Koresh]

take a point and the Joelinton red card then get out of there

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UNITED ✊

[Will @_Koresh]

Jason Tindall right now

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

GET INNNNN! 🤩

[Will @_Koresh]

@JamesLIoyd I’m excited and got it lined up but I won’t lie that 3 hour runtime is crazy

[Will @_Koresh]

Watched Dune for the first time. I get it now. It really is that good

[Will @_Koresh]

What happened to Spotify btw. The discover feature used to be class. That shite DJ just plays the same 5 songs I listed to last week over and over. Shame

[Will @_Koresh]

Out the FA cup
Gordon misses the Carabao final for nothing
Energy bill gone up 50 quid a month this morning

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Goal. Welbeck.

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[Will @_Koresh]

Not a single decent goalkeeper at this club

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Hudson-Odoi opens the scoring.

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[Will @_Koresh]

Kelly on when we’re 1-2 down can’t get your swede round it

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A triple change. 🔄

[1-2] 87'

[Will @_Koresh]

@JamesLIoyd Made us look shite all over the pitch today. Incredible considering the injuries they have

[f 🇨🇩 @finnandoalonso]

First law passed will be lowering the height restrictions at Thorpe Park

[Will @_Koresh]

Woman at work told me today she stopped eating meat because it gives you cancer. The damage the internet has done to society cannot be overstated

[Will @_Koresh]

@JamesLIoyd Stopped once at the red wedding during covid and said “I ain’t watching it any more” told her that happens about 3 more times but it does get tremendously good before fizzling out so at least she’s not for *such* a disappointment

[Will @_Koresh]

Rewatching game of thrones. You forget how good it is because of how naff the last season was. It’s proper

[Will @_Koresh]

Could’ve bet my house on it

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Gordon's penalty is saved.

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