Mr Lanre 😮‍💨

Architect🏡. I love FC Barcelona ❤️💙

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

Festus the Conqueror 😅

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZY STAT: Sano achieved in 30 minutes what Ronaldo couldn't in his 20 years World Cup knockout career.😳

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

@tman_musa @ESPNUK That’s Messi

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

“It’s just 6 - 7 games”

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“It’s just football”

LOOK AT WHAT IT MEANS

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

Happy Birthday to the one and only 🐐

#messi

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

There are two sets of people allergic to logic
1. Ronaldo Fans
2. APC supporters

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

#YouGotThis

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi, TOP SCORER EVER in World Cup history joint with Miro Klose. 🎞️⭐️

16 goals at the World Cup. 💥🇦🇷

In one night, on 6th World Cup debut game at 38, Messi surpasses Mbappé (14), Müller (14) and Ronaldo Nazario (15).

[sharky @ohnosharky]

The best thing about this World Cup is gonna be people realising Messi is still the best player in the world 😂

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

Highest goal scorer in World Cup history 🐐
#messi

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

So Captain America has more World Cup assists than Homelander

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

For context, our national public debt sits at 159 Trillion 💀.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

@FabrizioRomano @NoorCars Yes we have been watching the games 😭😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The gods of hatewatching has given us back to back feasts.

On Saturday, we gang up against the Europeans from aliexpress.

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

First victims of a successful hate-watch🤣🤣.

Up next - Morocco 😁

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

How’s he supposed to be there while playing like this?😭

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

No Ronaldo in Top 50 players at the World Cup.

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

@TouchlineX A whole Bruno thrown under the bus😅😅

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

@yung_pheelz01 A whole Bruno thrown under the bus😅😅

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

I know what you are 😅

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - Cristiano Ronaldo is super unlucky tonight.

The crosses from his teammates are either too sharp, or behind him.

[Mr Lanre 😮‍💨 @_LanreSamson]

Alhaji Dan Siu at the 2034 World Cup 😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Portugal

Ready for the 7 Game Tournament. 🐐

[DegenBlood @DegenBloodRobin]

Astroid its inside the ship.
Asteroid its outside.
Got it?
🙄