Parody Account. 🍒

Troublemaker, Esq.💜 #PUSH #CowboyNation #NoDayzOff 🌺🇧🇷

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

No matter where you are, no matter how alone you feel. Just look up. Look up and find your favorite star, your favorite constellation, see that its always there, and know you’ll always see home.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Reason for quitting job in:

2002
- Better pay
- Change of career
- Growth
- Moving away

2026:

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Sometimes me and chat be in sync 😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me with my 5yo in my 40s😂

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

8 pm and sunny af. I love summer!

[the last cancerian @DorianTroy93]

When I say big 3, I’m talking

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Are we subtweeting? Am I? Jm confused

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

I hate being a trial lawyer. Someone take me to happy hour

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

I need a summer buddy to dilly dally with again. So many activities going on.

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Now to deal with my twin flames. Geminis🥰

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

I need to find friends who would enjoy watching the World Cup with me. 🇧🇷

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Finna be a great night🥰🥰

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Someone told me to send “hey big head” text. But im likely blocked and deservingly so…

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Damn.. post perfect vacation depression is realllll

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

I wont even lie… I was trash

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

@FatKidDeals Thanks!

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

God knew♥️

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

Why yall mens be having long ass nails. Not just the one but allum.

[Parody Account. 🍒 @_leKryptonite]

I really dont be bothering no body. Its crazy