I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
okay so first of all it’s not “premature ejaculation” its called emergent gameplay and you should really appreciate that your agency as a player was rewarded dynamically in a way that ensures no two experiences are ever exactly alike
i really hate to do this to y'all but on the steam page sega has confirmed that generative AI was used in the development of this game. please don't let your nostalgia override your morals here. support human artists