just a squirrel

Scorpio♏️. Hairstylist✂️. Haunter💀.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

Sorry, can’t talk rn. I’m doing spooky girl shit.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

Told the dr im a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@_StonersRUs_ What the fuck is scromiting

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@anisenot Yeah that’s not comparable. If you never brush your teeth they will literally rot. If your kid doesn’t cuddle you, you will be okay.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

Your husband is literally a pedophile, stop pretending to care about children

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan:

“We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@Iam_xolietoxic @PaulAtwine Maybe the reason is they’re 10….

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@Absent_minded77 @MougliMus @TheElf333 @heyyallitsHam People don’t swim in the desert. Hope that helps.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@Absent_minded77 @MougliMus @TheElf333 @heyyallitsHam It’s hot and there’s water and sand….

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Hot take on the “women file for divorce more than men” debate:

Dude, if she used to book your dentist appointments for you, she knew she’d have to do the divorce paperwork, too.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@Absent_minded77 @MougliMus @TheElf333 @heyyallitsHam You don’t like swimming or the beach? Weird

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@Absent_minded77 @MougliMus @TheElf333 @heyyallitsHam Wait until you hear about swimsuits

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@istanno1ho @bazookussy @dom__dotty It’s more wild for you to act like there’s some way you know for sure they only knew each other 2 weeks

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

They literally make pants sizes in every size including “plus size petite” bc the pants are shorter for short people…

[𝒞 @ovobriellee]

@whoisp2 No.. it’s not only height

[Sophia Sinot @sophiasinotx]

makeup by me on zara larsson <3

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

I’m silllyyyy

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@judejon_ @whyyjake Tinder never told me why I was banned

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

Wonder if you still have that card in your dresser.

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@ohmysandman @jbfeetarchive @justinsavenger And you think Hailey isn’t?

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@SiriusBrown07 @buffys @PlNKAVENUE You have to spend at least $12 for the fees to be waived. So she could have gotten one more thing and actually end up spending less

[just a squirrel @_LoraTheExplora]

@dorafigueiredo It will look much different once it’s healed