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🇳🇬| digital savánt👩🏽‍💻

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

i hate asking for stuff bc if you tell me no i will start resenting you like seriously

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

IF YOU GOT T-MOBILE CHECK UR T-MOBILE TUESDAY THEY GIVING OUT A YEAR OF FREE DASHPASS

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[ij🦋 @_lowkeyyA]

Think it’s a side quest kinda summer

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[ً @artfuIchaos]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“When I first saw you, I thought you were mean”

Calm down, time still dey.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

they going face for face

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

My lore is so so crazy. People be reminding me of past episodes in my life like wow I actually was doing that

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

People that think I’m super nice and non confrontational don’t understand that it’s because I like them and they haven’t done anything to warrant any other treatment and as long as they stay there, they’ll never know any other version of me. So much so that if someone told them a story of my madness, they’d call that person a liar.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me anytime someone think they can yell on MY PHONE:

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Tems bro, Imagine going from being a bank contract staff to getting a Wizkid feature then landing on a Drake album, and finally performing for Barack & Michelle Obama.

All in a space of 5 or 6 years. What a story!

[🧚 @joyybaby_]

I be in the house put tf up like a old lady