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[Luke @_Luke_8]

@cuzcuzverde I think League 1 is his level but I’d much rather he left than stayed here. Don’t understand how someone tall and built like that, loses out on every header.

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@LCFC Shirt looks nice but blue shorts again?? Bring back the white shorts.

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

Premier League winner Christian Fuchs enjoyed a cricket debut to remember...

- Two wickets
- Contributed to a run out
- Smashed a six into the river
- Blew a kiss to a bowler
- One-wicket victory for Grindleford

Fair play 👏😂

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@BlueThunderReal @NathanJMorris2

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

When your dog scores winning goal..🐕🐾⚽🥅😅

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@timeproofgames @NathanJMorris2

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@naiivememe @NathanJMorris2

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@hargraa @Elm_665 I believethey played together at Norwich

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@LCFC

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@LCFC @PAGE_SZN Fuck me. 2 shit seasons in a row and you add salt to the wounds and you hire this greasy haired useless twat. Your Dad cared about us. Clearly you don’t Top. Take king power, your family and fuck off back to Thailand. Rudkin, I wouldn’t piss on you if you was on fire. Get out!

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@FabrizioRomano @XtraLeicester

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

An all-British podium for the first time since 1968 🇬🇧

#McLarenF1 | #BarcelonaGP 💃

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@FabrizioRomano @FosseHub

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@JacobsBen @alex_crook Rather shit in my hands and clap than have this useless twat. Our owner and DOF really want to liquidate this club.

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@reluctantnicko Rather shit in my hands and clap than have this useless sack of shit at our club. No thanks.

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@FosseHub @JPercyTelegraph This is why Top and Rudkin need to fuck off out this club, because Russell has no fucking style of play. And if they can’t see it, then they’re out of their depth in any football club.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.

He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.

The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "

Credit: Rudes On a roll

[Luke @_Luke_8]

@senorbott Add to that Jersey Budd, when you’re smiling. Nothing gets you up for a match like walking out to a downbeat song.. bring back Kasabian

[Dave Bott @senorbott]

Harry Souttar

Elbows a Millwall player in the face

Scores a goal

The only player to give Jake Cooper some shit after his tackle on Abdul.

Shown more aggression in 90 minutes then all of our other centre backs put together all season.

[Luke @_Luke_8]

A shame we’re going to have to sell Souttar! Missed him all season! #LCFC