Luke Paine

Privileges of following me:
1) You wont be spammed
2) Sometimes I tweet stuff

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Ciabatta is NOT an adequate sandwich building material ! #sandwich #bread

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Speedbumps. It's like we've become so good at making flat roads that we purposefully disconfigure them to show off #NotTheRightAttitude

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Real trust is setting the snapchat timer to 10 seconds

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Okaaay PE... So a sunny morning turns into high winds and scorching heat turns into thunderstorm and gentle rain, what's next? #TooMessedUp

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

@AndrewMilt4 look familiar ?...

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Why is it so hard to find a plain shirt these days?

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Sitting on a plane thinking, if we crashed on a desert island, who would be the team leader ... ?

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Couldn't of said it any other way ...

[Andrew Milton @AndrewMilt4]

When Sarah Penny wrote 'The Beneficiaries' she basically just took a dump on the english language #notinmyhouse

[BIG Concerts @BigConcerts]

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[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

The emotional turmoil that you have to go through every time your new favorite character dies, absolutely brutal ... #GameOfThrones

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

What IS licorice ?!?

#Licorice

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

On the other hand, I have different fingers ...

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

What do we want ?
Time travel !
When do we want it ?
It's irrelevant !

[Andrew Milton @AndrewMilt4]

Just a casual science project about a week before mocks, kill me now... @_LukeHere

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

That wasn't too bad...
#moderation over #sorelieved

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Name called out, depression sets in ... Fml #moderation

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

[Luke Paine @_LukeHere]

Don't fuck with a man's spare shoe at an ice-rink!

[MyCityByNight @MyCityByNight]

Watch Russell Brand embarrass terrible msnbc Morning Joe News Achors... http://t.co/SJnbBwAwoX