Martha Jane Parker

Is this where I type my Bio?

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

Seal found in P.E.I. neighbourhood gets ride in police cruiser https://t.co/uVrgFixM8g

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Be mindful of the person you are with and without chocolate. Better eat more 🍫! An advert for @Nestle that ran in Australia in 1993.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

In the midst of a tragedy, so many incredible people stood up to help. #EugeneGoodmanIsAHero

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

2020 is the embodiment of semantic satiation #Year2020

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

There's a Strawberry Full Moon today

I think we should give Trump some credit for that

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Starting to feel nostalgic about worrying if I wiped off my canned beans enough.

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

“Each singing what belongs to him or her... singing with open mouths their strong melodious songs”

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

“Tomorrow, I’ll be at the table... They’ll see how beautiful I am and be ashamed”

[20/20 @ABC2020]

What year is it? #ThisIs2020
#HappyNewYear and welcome to 2020!

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

The busboy just kissed the hostess... love IS like the movies! 😍🥰😎 #eatingatarestaurantalone #romcom #drinkingabeeralone

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

First and foremost: OBVIOUSLY this will be unbelievably delicious... but no no no nobody needs this 🤦🏼‍♀️

[People @people]

Krispy Kreme Introduces Cake Batter-Stuffed Donuts for Their Birthday https://t.co/H6jdLeyBJH

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

“That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard anyone say; um, outside of the Downton christmas special” -Schitts Creek 😂😍💯😩 #downtonabbey #SchittsCreek @DowntonAbbey @SchittsCreek

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

Rainy morning, black coffee, jam on toast. For some reason this makes me feel like I’m sitting on the veranda at the cottage. ☕️

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

Me in real life even though I just texted you to say I probably can’t make it bc I have too much stuff to do today to get ready for the week.

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

Just had a Clark Griswold moment trying to get the car window at just the right height. #christmasvacation #clarkgriswold

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

Sold. 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Tony Hale @MrTonyHale]

My one Toy Story post today and it involves almost hitting the national treasure that’s Mr. Reeves.

[Martha Jane Parker @_M_J_P]

Ironic how long it took me to find staples... at staples #staples

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who understand us. 🌹 #TheBachelorette

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy #FathersDay!