Rametesi

[Kaula @tkay_kaula]

The girl next door to my office is so gorgeous so we were at a retirement party when her husband barged in with a gun asking us (read ME) who is she fucking here at work 😭 almost peed myself.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

If they were the best, they would have qualified.

[Elias @utd_elius]

Camera man saved a brother 😂

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

U ran across rivers and even flew all the way from across the world to sell that very same popcorn… now when we want to sell it in our own country it’s a problem?? NIYASDAKELWA nina

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

Cute but blur my kids face next time

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Maseko what did you do? 😭😭

[B N S L @_BNSL]

This feels like watching your lil bro settle in at Res 🥺

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

I get bored very easily.

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

iPeer pressure Yama shades ku Groove , ngathii niyo welder

[Rametesi @_Mabronqo]

Oh when I say I’ve quit alcohol for GOOD 👍🏾
There’s two people drinking savanna apha ii worse lo sisi uphethe 2 sana both open and andifuni ne sip, infact the smell is throwing me off.

[Dineo @dineonono]

sizobanama first born sina 40 la?!

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

oh no
i lost the guy who had eyes for every other girl

[peeks @alicookes]

you really can’t say that when this iconic scene exists

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

[Bel @Bel22cute]

being kept around but not fully chosen has to be the most draining & confusing thing ever.

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

“send me full body pics”
Wanyela....Is this an audition?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The holier the WhatsApp status, the luciferer the poster.

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

Lying in bed next to a tablet with the World Cup on is this how toddlers feel watching cocomelon??

[rd™ @Rudriguo]

Já lançaram até a Barbie Haland com seu boy Vini Jr

Essa gente não perde tempo

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I called one Big head and ended up with a story on why they didn’t press his head after birth and how he wished he could fix it . I became a therapist.