J. Macharia

Rhumba Enthusiast.

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

Normalize saying "you're right, I sincerely apologize" instead of hold onto your pride.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Yvonne: We have another prayer breakfast coming up in May next year

Kaikai: It usually looks misleadingly solemn

Yvonne: They will all be there, singing along with that choir that is always off-key

Kaikai: That’s the only genuine thing about the payer breakfast
#CitizenNewsGang @LinusKaikai @YvonneOkwara

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

The Plaintiff was unlicensed to ride a motorcycle and lacked insurance. He then got into an accident. The Court is finding that, though he was unqualified to be on the road, there was no contributory negligence on his part. Wakilis, help me understand this logic.

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@JamesKWaNjeri @Sir__James

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@kimaiyo Surprisingly, the flight history shows that it flew from Amman, Jordan to the United Arab Emirates on 15th. On 16th, it traveled from the United Arab Emirates to Mombasa and then to Chad.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

I think he or she is right. That's why your president alikua UAE. Zinaenda Sudan through Chad, na pia za Kinshasa. Tumia flight radar mzuri. Utaiona. Nlikuja kurealize kuna vitu mingi evil sana Kenya that's just beyond our comprehension.

[Mradul @driftauz]

Data Analyst and PowerBI Developer after this launch..

[ADCP Ashish Kumar, DANIPS @ACPAshishKumar]

1. ChatGPT = solve any problem
2. PicWish = remove backgrounds
3. Descript = edit podcasts
4. Perplexity = research anything
5. ElevenLabs = clone voices
6. Gamma = design documents
7. Suno = compose music
8. Runway = edit videos
9. Canva = design graphics
10. RecCloud = summarize YouTube
11. Grammarly = perfect writing

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[clinton🔫 @wtf_rema]

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[RoboRocks @malagojr]

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[Danish Hussain @astrodanish]

if a man writes a woman a poem, he loves her

if a man writes a woman 763 poems, he loves poetry

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

It has emerged that key documents, including the signed agreement for Dangote’s Sh2.2 trillion Lamu refinery, have not been made public as required by Kenyan law, despite Wednesday’s groundbreaking.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“I hear a refinery is being built, but nobody in this Parliament has seen the agreement for that refinery. Nobody knows the commitments made by the government,” — Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna speaks about the Dangote refinery being launched today in Lamu.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Yoweri Museveni: I discussed with Mr Dangote and Presidents Ruto and Samia that we’re going to build a small refinery in Uganda. We had planned this long ago. We can’t change that… This one, I support, but I will not invest yet.

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@CKiguta @NdindiNyoro Point is that the validity of the results depends on the methodology and procedure used to obtain them.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Kenya is the country that spends most of the time on social media. An educated audience that is also really 'baitable'

So you mention them and your KPIs for engagement go thorough the roof.

Case in point...

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

MURANG'A INDUSTRIAL PARK

WHY MURANG'A

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@Lightcasttvke The same script he used in 2022. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@moneyacademyKE Affordable bloggers will find a way to say no watu ya mlima.

[J. Macharia @_Macharia1]

@KTNNewsKE @Francisontomwa It’s always those facing corruption allegations who seem to make the most odious comments.