edgarallenhoe

nihilist in the streets existentialist in the sheets

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Microdosed a little too close to the sun and found god at the underworld show

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

@mmrisss Noooooooo wtf

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

WHAT AM I, A CHILD BRIDE?!

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

was watching pop culture jeoopardy and got really excited about this question

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Alex Bregman is up with the bases loaded in the 7th 👀

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

The Albinaurics right before I farm their entire civilization for runes

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

FINAL: A's 2, Cubs 1.

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Yawn

[GDE @GlobalDanceGDE]

🚨BREAKING - @CRSSDFEST has officially revealed their Fall 2026 Lineup as it returns to San Diego’s Waterfront Park this September, and it’s looking bomb 👀🔥

Is it STACKED or AVERAGE?

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Tell them sis!!!

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Do not fucking disturb!

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

god I love the central coast. California is the best country on earth!!!

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Missed my 5:13 train by a minute this morning and I would like to die!

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

nothing on god’s green earth could’ve ever prepared me for the context of this scene #hacks

[ivy 🦢 @heavenstonight]

connections devs gotta die yo

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Backrooms is basically just being stuck in a Hobby Lobby

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Tragic that I’m a sommelier that cannot drink a sip of red wine without getting a violent hangover

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

@sloungerie Justice for the girlies!!

[edgarallenhoe @_madimarks]

Romina deserved a cutscene :(

[Husam @Husvero]

Messmer this, Midra that. Romina lowkey had the best boss theme in the game. LISTEN to this

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Just some happy little matchups 🎨