Matt Morrison

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

Me: Gets excited to see I have a text message

Opens text: "Carl'sJr: Because bigger is always better! Original 1/3 Pound Thickburger $2.00 Limit 1. Exp 2/5. Code:20188 Vld@OK & Wic Fall,Tx."

Got me again Carl.

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

Foggy mornings here in Oklahoma have me reminiscing on coming out heavy on Uganik Island, AK.
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[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@Douillard382 Sleeve for sure. I don't feel like I'd like a back piece as much cause you never see it. Lol

[🌵Vitamin D🌵 @dalton_chavez]

My last relationship reminds me a lot of Forrest Gump and Jenny. She was a whore and I was retarded😂😂😂

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@JessieBliss 🤷‍♂️

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@tylerhunter31 Favorite thing on the interwebs rn

[Alexa @lexamcclearyy]

My ex celebrated 18 months with his girlfriend yesterday buuut we broke up 15 months ago. I’m not a math major but something doesn’t add up 😂

[t h e g y p s y j o r d y @gypsyjordy]

girls that jump from one serious relationship to the next confuse me, is it THAT hard to have your own identity?

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@Misterellic I actually liked that song. Lol.

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@JessieBliss @TheJoshHewitt And stats say about 50% of them will end up divorced. Lol.

[D.J.THOMPSON @Dalton_AFarrier]

If your boyfriend doesnt have calluses you have a girlfriend 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to become civilized.

[Coastah Tray 🎢 @traytrayolay]

When u out in public and your stomach start bubbling

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

It was girl in our groups birthday last night, so when I bought my buddy and I shots I got her one. We take this shot of patron and she immediately projectile vomits in the trash can, wipes her mouth off and just keeps dancing. Girls are savages I swear.

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

@_DayLynne Do you just copy & paste this each week orr..?

[Matt Morrison @_MagicMan]

"What doesn't kill ya just makes your liver stronger" - My brother 😂

[Grand Regent Mayor Jer 🦅💍💍 @JGotTheJuice_]

A snap from Team Snapchat https://t.co/r0FfD0pNvS