Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I destroy things like phone screens, chargers, earphones and debit cards.

[Myrte @myrtezonderh]

Ik zag gisteren iemand tweeten dat ie op tweede hospiteergesprek was gevraagd??𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚?!?? Sinds wanneer worden er hele Broadway callbacks gehouden voor slecht onderhouden kamertjes van 10 vierkante meter bij metrostation Ganzenhoef

[Myrte @myrtezonderh]

Als je introductieweek de mooiste week uit je leven was wat voor kutleven heb je dan

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@lorenztoes Masks don't work unless you are very strict in the way you're wearing them (like not touching your mask while wearing it) and they can't be sure everyone sticks to those mask 'rules' and if they don't ppl won't be safe. This is what the RIVM thinks works best instead of masks.

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

Sometimes Google has all the info you need and other times you just want to know if your chat history on whatsapp is saved if you change your SIM card but keep the same phone and number and all the answers you get are like "How to keep your chat history with a new phone (number)"

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@wrongomens How is this cooking???? There is no heat... If I want raw fake vegetables I could just grab some without fake dirtying a pan

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

October 3rd 2019 edition

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

October 3rd 2k18

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

Tbt to today when the customer service guy on the phone asked for my zip code and I promptly forgot about my entire existence for a full 20 seconds

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

New Harry Potter news! The real treasure has been the profit JKR made all along!!!

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@AshHardell Cool corridor

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@hayleysroses_ I am a woman and I can't hold someone's bag ever because I will turn into a man and I'm too clumsy to have genitals that stick out of my body

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

Every time a comedian like Louis C.K. makes jokes about Asian men, I have to stop having amazing sex with my penis in order to try and count the number of times I’ve heard that tired stand-up before, but I can’t because I suck at math.

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@arjenlubach Moord

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@kiptosti @CrazyProsecutor Dus hoe was het?

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

@AshHardell This is so true in the Netherlands where people forget that there's more than just Amsterdam (and the major cities around Amsterdam)

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

I am watching the one and only theatrical Harry Potter performance. For those who don't know about it, it's on YouTube and it's called 'A Very Potter Musical'

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

October 3rd 2k18

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

Companies need to stop fucking giving time frames in which they'll do shit and then be way too early

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

The Stardew Valley Multiplayer Update will be out for PC, Mac & Linux on August 1st!

https://t.co/WsIdIVW73Y

[Manon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @_Manonnie]

Our street went from 'don't bother locking your car nothing ever happens here' to drug dealer main street in the span of like 6 months