Captain Ratchet

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

This is the diamondbacks worst pitcher, the padres suck ass

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@TooMuchMortons_ He’s electric, need him out there everyday

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

EL NIÑO!!!

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

We’re such a joke it’s crazy lol

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@stonkstradamus But what if spy hits target

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@JRoland_ Something gotta be happening

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

I’ll always be a fan of Yu Darvish

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@stonkstradamus It pulled me out of the trenches lmao

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

LaRussell's engineer watching him upload the song

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@faridyu Padre for life, rocking with you dawg

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@MichaelSalfino @DevineGospel You’re talking about the 1900’s lmaooo

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

He’s a 44 year old grandfather that they signed less than a week ago. He would’ve had a game-winning drive if his defense got a stop. And in this house, Philip Rivers is a hero. End of story!

[🇲🇽POVMEXICO @POVMexico]

Argentines trying to convince people Mexican food sucks is hilarious

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

My quarterback 🫡😭

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Philip Rivers on first game back from retirement:

"Hopefully, my sons and those ball players that I'm in charge of at the school, they'll say like, 'Crap, coach wasn't scared.'"

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Philip Rivers on first game back from retirement:

"Hopefully, my sons and those ball players that I'm in charge of at the school, they'll say like, 'Crap, coach wasn't scared.'"

[Captain Ratchet @_MarioParty]

@stonkstradamus Pls be a banger 🤞🏼

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: FBI, CIA, and Capitol Hill Police are reportedly implicated in the planting of the January 6 pipe b-mbs, per Thomas Massie.