Matthew

Matthewisms. Things said by @SmashMe_EraseMe's little brother.

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"She was the best maid, the bride of honor at a wedding."

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“This is the fanciest I’ll ever be. I’ll never be this fancy again. This is the peak.”

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“I honestly never knew he was saying Layla. I always thought he was saying ‘hey love’ or something.”

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“Peach clobbler.” “It’s clobberin’ time!” “Listen, I’ve had a lot of water today.”

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“English is the third most speaken language.” “Spoken.” “I don’t care.”

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"I'm always part of the love train. I'm the conductor."

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"I heard you guys up there hooping and hollering."

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"Really? I mean he could have just tooken a nap."

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"I'll have my first alcohol."

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"I just need a monocle and a top hat and i'm ready to take on the town. Tell me i'm wrong."

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"Sweet goth necklace." "It's a bracelet." "Yeahhhhhh..."

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"Nobody wants a picture of your butt. Oh god it's like a hill!"

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"I didn't even know he still teached that."

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"99% of the time I never mean anything that I say."

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"I never hear that word except for 'defecate a grave'."

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"She hates Fortunate Son, that song by Cleedence Clearwater Revival."

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"I don't care about anything, but everything comes up Milhouse so it doesn't matter."

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"Did he just say 'I float through the air like a waffle'?"

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"It was all a ruse my dear boy!"

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"4/20 just blaze."