max

I wake, I try, with paper wings I fly

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[bagel @realbagelcat]

the feeling of having to do anything at all

[max @_Max_was_here_]

They should hire me as a drunk driving instructor

[Solfie ྀི ꒰ WANO ! ♡ ꒱ @Muu_Kusunoki]

Mom just said "I know everything about you" 😭😭

[bri @phoebescores]

realizing my inability to do anything and lack of self-discipline will ruin my life

[max @_Max_was_here_]

@subpixell Jhazmynes Lullaby - 7 Angels 7 Plagues

[Donathan Prince @DonathanPrince]

Just shit out my hangover

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Life now that the back to back Nintendo Directs, Kirkiversary, and 9/11 anniversary are over

[SW9RD @SW9RD2FGC]

why does everyone i've seen from this game look like they're slathered head to toe in vaseline

[glitchy @glitchy_potat]

Theory: Charlie Kirk knew he was gonna die so he tried to do that thing Obi-Wan did when Vader killed him to manifest his visage into the astral plane and become a Force ghost. Unfortunately he failed and accidentally uploaded his soul into Gen AI by mistake instead.

[calzonecave! @CalzoneCave]

with the power of the NINTENDO SWITCH 2 SYSTEM, Link is WETTER and SHINIER than EVER

[Usama Javaid 🇵🇸 @JavaidUsama]

Ocarina of Time Remake looks so good

[max @_Max_was_here_]

been on this as of late

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Fart backfired, damn near blew my nuts clean off

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Fart backfired, damn near blew my nuts clean off

[max @_Max_was_here_]

link looks ugly as shit in the oot remake

[max @_Max_was_here_]

@127danni didnt you watch that season months ago

[Crt_mth @CRYT_MTH]

When im about to discover the cure for cancer but my unemployed friend informs me that the sequel to the doujin i shot ropes to 4 years ago just dropped